Apparently the World of Golf has been reshaped by GolfCross.
According to the brochure, ‘The ever popular sport of golf has been knocking about for many centuries, so it was only a matter of time before a highly developed new breed of the game should evolve…’
So, what does this new breed look like?…Well, I can tell you - Golf’s round ball is replaced by an oval ball and the round hole is replaced by a new shape, a rectangular goal suspended in mid-air to trap the ball….Brilliant! wish I had thought of it first!
To put the final nail in the coffin of the traditional game of golf, the inventors claim that it injects much more excitement and tactical skills that will keep both beginners and experts enthralled. Sounds about as enthralling as Disc Golf and I’m just glad I’m not an investor.
The ‘innovators’ of this new game claim that the more you find out the more you’ll be intrigued. I would probably dispute this, but just in case you are intrigued by the ridiculous then you can go to www.golfcross.co.uk
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Haha, Like it’s not hard enough to hit a round ball! Could you imagine…!