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At lunchtime I went to my local driving range and hit a few balls.  They’ve got the latest Powertees, so if you’re lazy like me, you don’t even have to bend down and tee a ball up (I say it develops muscle memory by not having to break your stance).

In addition to this they’ve gone all up-market with a trendy Brassierie and a well stocked equipment shop.  Having just about convinced myself that spending another £600 wasn’t going to improve my iron game, which has gone a bit astray lately, I settled down to a Club Sandwich and observed the driving range.

While waiting for my order I read a new Golfing Magazine (can’t remember the name) but was interested to see a reference to a website called Loud Mouth Golf.  Loud Mouth Golf could just about be the Holy Grail of tacky and tasteless Golf Clothing - but I love it!!

I was particularly drawn to the ‘Disco Balls’ shorts and the idea you could accessorize them with a matching grip.  These shorts go up to a 46″ waist and I’d love to see them on a rather portly gentleman, for the full Disco effect.

But it gets better. As if a matching grip wasn’t enough Loud Mouth Golf will also produce a custom apres, Golf drinking jacket, IN THE SAME MATERIAL!!, or any other garish fabric they stock. You probably couldn’t even achieve this look in the back streets of Hong Kong or Singapore. 

In August I go to India on business and I don’t plan on wearing a business suit. I joked to my wife that perhaps I should wear one of those trendy suits with shorts, you sometimes see on the catwalks (maybe Armani crushed linen, the sort of thing which strangely doesn’t seem to have caught on in the City or Canary Wharf)……but forget that, I may have just stumbled on the answer - double the value: golf attire and business dress for the Asian sub-continent!

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